Richard Dolain famously quipped.
But.
There IS. But it lurks in the 99.99% of the Universe that is plasma
and the little bit that lurks in the world of regular atomic matter
is LARGELY (not entirely) SENTIENT FUNGUS. And humans,
despite all our self-worship and geocentrism are really NOT
all that interesting to plasma and fungus, except the home
grown varieties here.
Kevin Cann
Public Domain
3/6/2025